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Monsters Are Real

It's true. There's also gold at the end of double rainbows and tooth fairies come back when you're a teenager to give you blowies. Oh yeah, and Santa Claus is real and owes us all a helluva lot of presents. And you're going to get laid tonight.

Photos of the month

This months photos that have made it to the top. A list of amazing and awesome photography.

Assassin's Creed for Kinect Announced!

Did you just geek in your pants at the prospect of the first Assassin's Creed game with full motion control? The idea of walking around and using your hands to execute all those classic moves is tantalising, shame this is just an elaborate April Fool's -- Or is it? Oh crap, now i'm confused?

Landfill Bill

Recycle Michael has gone on holiday and Landfill Bill has been given the task of cleaning up. He must throw the recycle-able items in to the correct bins before the land gets covered in rubbish. The longer you play the quicker the items will come. The more items you put in the bin without dropping, the higher your multiplier will be, and the quicker your score will go up. Keep an eye out for the swinging bins and the rubber ducks for extra points!

Nicky Whelan's A Bonzer Beauty !

I SO wish this Sporty Aussie chick was my neighbour !

Celebs Without Teeth

WARNING: Only look at these pictures if you fully understand the fact that once seen you will never be able to unsee and look at any cute celeb (of in fact any girl) ever again - scary as f#ck!

Bronson

http://www.bronsonthemovie.com/
Vertigo Films will release the movie in Spring 2009
Nicholas Winding Refn will direct the movie. His previous films include the highly controversial and acclaimed PUSHER Trilogy and Fear X with John Turroro.

BRONSON is the evolutionary journey of Mickey Peterson into Britain’s most notorious and dangerous living prisoner CHARLES BRONSON. Originally sentenced to 7 years in prison for burglary, Charles Bronson has been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. Charlie has forged an outrageous reputation through violence, hostage taking and rooftop protests to become a notorious figure in the British public’s conscious.
Taking the title role of BRONSON will be Bafta nominated actor Tom Hardy (Black Hawk Down, WAZ, RocknRolla) who has been described by critics as one of the most promising young actors today.

Sexy Blonde Just Cant Help Orgasming.

Wow, I need to get my skills this good and i'll be king of the world with the babes anyway.

World's Most Embarassing News Blooper?

Time to crap yourselves laughing! We first saw this clip about 2 years ago and it suddenly started going around again this week. Can anyone think of another news blooper more embarrassing than this one?