Monday Morning Dump

Yep, it's another glorious Monday morning & another time for a get-back-to-work gallery of whatever-the-hell weirdness the internet had to offer over the past week. All the best images are packaged up here for your perusal. Enjoy.

British Army Babe FTW!

Who knows whether she is in the army or not, but that camo brownie green really works wonders.... This chick does poses a smoking hot body so it doesn't really matter what she is wearing. That booty could bring world peace.

Watch for ice

Cute Girl Treadmill FAIL!

Does this stupid teen actually think she can crawl on her hands and knees quicker than she can run? Take her out the back and do everyone a favor.

Ocelot Gun Spinning in Real Life

Well check this guy out, on the one hand he can spin his gun as fast as Ocelot in Metal Gear Solid, which is badass. And then on the other hand... well he can do exactly the same. He's so enthused with his gun-slinging powers that he even cut the scenes from the game over him doing it.

Blow Up Doll

Look, it's the original model!

Hot Teen Bounces Her Booty

I think this girl's training for the Ultimate Booty Shakedown 2008

Dogging

Aspiring journalist Dan expected so much more after graduation…but with no job, little ambition and a girlfriend seems more interested in her boss than him, life is not exactly as he planned.

In a bid to get his life back on track and coerced by his womanising flatmate, Dan is introduced to the risqué sex scene that is DOGGING. Encountering an array of weird and wonderful characters looking for the ultimate high, it’s quickly clear that the scene is ripe for a journalistic exposé, which could kick-start his career.

Dropping his inhibitions in the name of research, Dan quickly becomes a regular player in the DOGGING online community. Under the pseudonym “East Of England 8 inches” he meets fellow thrill-seeker “Horny Geordie Lass” and the totally unexpected happens… he falls in love.

Simon Ellis’s debut feature is a heartfelt screwball comedy, which contains sharp observation on love with all the perils, pitfalls and wrong turns it takes to find ‘the one’.

http://www.doggingthemovie.com

Serenading Stephen Fry

So Mr Fry goes off to Harvard University and is awarded the 2011 Lifetime Achievement Award from the Humanist Chaplaincy. But it being Stephen “Stud Muffin” Fry, a young woman can’t help but throw herself at him figuratively in song.

Pussy Talk

So, you start up your Omegle and straight away you start talking to some pussy. Man, you are win, how do you manage it? The internet is just the coolest, it never lets you down. Oh.