<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny choke - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny choke - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Cop hates skaters enough to choke the hell out of them</title><link>http://www.abum.com/56815/Cop-hates-skaters-enough-to-choke-the-hell-out-of-them.html</link><description>This cop is getting in some big trouble after taking down innocent skaters</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-56815/Cop-hates-skaters-enough-to-choke-the-hell-out-of-them.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/56815.jpg</image><media:title>Cop hates skaters enough to choke the hell out of them</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/56815.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="261" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>This cop is getting in some big trouble after taking down innocent skaters</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>skater,skateboard,cop,police,assault,choke</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/56815.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Friend doesn&#039;t think waterboarding is a big deal; gets it done to him</title><link>http://www.abum.com/63744/Friend-doesn-t-think-waterboarding-is-a-big-deal-gets-it-done-to-him.html</link><description>Torture is a joke guys, just do it to me, I can take it! Dumb.</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-63744/Friend-doesn-t-think-waterboarding-is-a-big-deal-gets-it-done-to-him.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63744.jpg</image><media:title>Friend doesn&#039;t think waterboarding is a big deal; gets it done to him</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/63744.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="17" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Torture is a joke guys, just do it to me, I can take it! 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Although, don&#039;t some porns start this way?</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-13654/Getting-Beat-by-Two-Girls.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/13654.jpg</image><media:title>Getting Beat by Two Girls</media:title><media:description>This guy is getting his ass kicked!  Although, don&#039;t some porns start this way?</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>choke,fight,schoolgirl</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/13654.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Choke Slam Flip</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90200/Choke-Slam-Flip.html</link><description>If you haven&#039;t seen The Raid, you&#039;re missing some seriously badass martial arts action. It&#039;s like Dredd meets Ong Bak. Seriously, if you haven&#039;t seen it yet, go. Now. 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