<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny floor - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny floor - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:21:53 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:21:53 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:08:50 -0400</pubDate><title>Drunk Chick Licks Beer Off Floor</title><link>http://www.abum.com/64624/Drunk-Chick-Licks-Beer-Off-Floor.html</link><description></description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-64624/Drunk-Chick-Licks-Beer-Off-Floor.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/64624.jpg</image><media:title>Drunk Chick Licks Beer Off Floor</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/64624.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="37" height="320" width="239" /><media:description></media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Drunk,Chick,Licks,Beer,Off,Floor</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/64624.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:21:53 -0400</pubDate><title>Woman Dies on Kings County Hospital Floor ( News Version)</title><link>http://www.abum.com/65818/Woman-Dies-on-Kings-County-Hospital-Floor-News-Version.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-65818/Woman-Dies-on-Kings-County-Hospital-Floor-News-Version.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/65818.jpg</image><media:title>Woman Dies on Kings County Hospital Floor ( News Version)</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/65818.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="169" height="320" width="240" /><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Woman,Dies,Kings,County,Hospital,Floor,News,Version</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/65818.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 11:25:51 -0400</pubDate><title>Thick Booty on the floor</title><link>http://www.abum.com/64811/Thick-Booty-on-the-floor.html</link><description></description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-64811/Thick-Booty-on-the-floor.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/64811.jpg</image><media:title>Thick Booty on the floor</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/64811.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="124" height="320" width="240" /><media:description></media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>Thick,Booty,the,floor</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/64811.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2006 00:00:02 -0400</pubDate><title>Sweet Elevator Floor</title><link>http://www.abum.com/25468/Sweet-Elevator-Floor.html</link><description>This elevator is not the car to ride in if you&#039;re scared of elevators</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-25468/Sweet-Elevator-Floor.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/25468.jpg</image><media:title>Sweet Elevator Floor</media:title><media:description>This elevator is not the car to ride in if you&#039;re scared of elevators</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>floor,hole,paint</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/25468.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:00:06 -0500</pubDate><title>WARNING!!!  The Floor is Horny</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2074/WARNING-The-Floor-is-Horny.html</link><description></description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2074/WARNING-The-Floor-is-Horny.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2074.jpg</image><media:title>WARNING!!!  The Floor is Horny</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>warning,floor,horny</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2074.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2006 00:00:11 -0400</pubDate><title>Cat Nap</title><link>http://www.abum.com/22497/Cat-Nap.html</link><description>This cute cat sleeps on it&#039;s back, and looks rediculous</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-22497/Cat-Nap.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/22497.jpg</image><media:title>Cat Nap</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/22497.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="19" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>This cute cat sleeps on it&#039;s back, and looks rediculous</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>back,cat,floor,sleep</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/22497.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>David Hasselhoff Drunk out of his mind</title><link>http://www.abum.com/55484/David-Hasselhoff-Drunk-out-of-his-mind.html</link><description>The Hoff comes home after a hard night, and can&#039;t even get up to a table to get some chow. 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