<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny mantis - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny mantis - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 00:00:07 -0500</pubDate><title>Mantis vs Dog</title><link>http://www.abum.com/36496/Mantis-vs-Dog.html</link><description>Who will win!?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-36496/Mantis-vs-Dog.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/36496.jpg</image><media:title>Mantis vs Dog</media:title><media:description>Who will win!?</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>attack,dog,mantis</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/36496.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Go Home Mantis, You&#039;re Drunk!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91342/Go-Home-Mantis-You-re-Drunk.html</link><description>Maybe he&#039;s drunk or maybe he&#039;s just pretending he&#039;s drunk so they can laugh it up and then when they&#039;re not looking he&#039;ll steal their money and beat them up and leave them wishing they&#039;d never made fun of a Praying Mantis in the first place.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91342/Go-Home-Mantis-You-re-Drunk.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91342.jpg</image><media:title>Go Home Mantis, You&#039;re Drunk!</media:title><media:description>Maybe he&#039;s drunk or maybe he&#039;s just pretending he&#039;s drunk so they can laugh it up and then when they&#039;re not looking he&#039;ll steal their money and beat them up and leave them wishing they&#039;d never made fun of a Praying Mantis in the first place.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Home,Mantis,Youre,Drunk</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91342.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>True Facts About The Mantis</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90104/True-Facts-About-The-Mantis.html</link><description>The praying mantis is an insect that looks both badass and like the sort of thing that William Burroughs would put into a children&#039;s story, so it&#039;s time you learned some truths about this crazy-looking bug, like it&#039;s got five eyes for example.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90104/True-Facts-About-The-Mantis.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90104.jpg</image><media:title>True Facts About The Mantis</media:title><media:description>The praying mantis is an insect that looks both badass and like the sort of thing that William Burroughs would put into a children&#039;s story, so it&#039;s time you learned some truths about this crazy-looking bug, like it&#039;s got five eyes for example.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>True,Facts,About,The,Mantis</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90104.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Don&#039;t Mess with Mantis</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83804/Don-t-Mess-with-Mantis.html</link><description>Damn nature you scary. 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