<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny bears - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny bears - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 00:00:01 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 00:00:01 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2005 00:00:05 -0400</pubDate><title>better watch out for polar bears when the freezer looks like this</title><link>http://www.abum.com/7352/better-watch-out-for-polar-bears-when-the-freezer-looks-like-this.html</link><description>better watch out for polar bears when the freezer looks like this</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-7352/better-watch-out-for-polar-bears-when-the-freezer-looks-like-this.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/7352.jpg</image><media:title>better watch out for polar bears when the freezer looks like this</media:title><media:description>better watch out for polar bears when the freezer looks like this</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>better,watch,polar,bears,when,freezer,looks,like</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/7352.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 00:00:01 -0400</pubDate><title>Rotten Care Bears</title><link>http://www.abum.com/5081/Rotten-Care-Bears.html</link><description>These guys take on a whole new set of rotten abilities</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-5081/Rotten-Care-Bears.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/5081.jpg</image><media:title>Rotten Care Bears</media:title><media:description>These guys take on a whole new set of rotten abilities</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>rotten,care,bears</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/5081.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 06 Aug 2006 00:00:05 -0400</pubDate><title>Sup, Bears?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/20059/Sup-Bears.html</link><description>Even with those bars I would not trust that vehicle out there.</description><category>Arts &amp; 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