<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny cellphone - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny cellphone - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 00:00:07 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 00:00:07 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Your Wife Called</title><link>http://www.abum.com/55046/Your-Wife-Called.html</link><description>Voicemails are so much more fun when you can send pictures of yourself in hot lingerie!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-55046/Your-Wife-Called.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/55046.jpg</image><media:title>Your Wife Called</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/55046.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="31" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Voicemails are so much more fun when you can send pictures of yourself in hot lingerie!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>cellphone,voicemail,message,video,strip</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/55046.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 00:00:07 -0500</pubDate><title>Video Phone Mishap</title><link>http://www.abum.com/11802/Video-Phone-Mishap.html</link><description>Be careful with those video phones...you never know what message you may be sending.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-11802/Video-Phone-Mishap.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/11802.jpg</image><media:title>Video Phone Mishap</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/11802.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="38" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Be careful with those video phones...you never know what message you may be sending.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>cellphone,club,funny,video</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/11802.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Dude swears he climbed into his cupboard and went forward in time</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61751/Dude-swears-he-climbed-into-his-cupboard-and-went-forward-in-time.html</link><description>I think the real story here is how he smoke a WHOLE ton of pot and then tried to fix the sink.</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-61751/Dude-swears-he-climbed-into-his-cupboard-and-went-forward-in-time.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61751.jpg</image><media:title>Dude swears he climbed into his cupboard and went forward in time</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/61751.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="167" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>I think the real story here is how he smoke a WHOLE ton of pot and then tried to fix the sink.</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>time,travel,future,cellphone,vid</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61751.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Skydiving Marriage Proposal</title><link>http://www.abum.com/11845/Skydiving-Marriage-Proposal.html</link><description>Quite an extreme way to propose, but cool!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-11845/Skydiving-Marriage-Proposal.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/11845.jpg</image><media:title>Skydiving Marriage Proposal</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/11845.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="97" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Quite an extreme way to propose, but cool!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>cellphone,marriage,skydiving</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/11845.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2007 00:45:28 -0400</pubDate><title>VizaGoGo 14</title><link>http://www.abum.com/57026/VizaGoGo-14.html</link><description>VizaGoGo cartoons for your viewing pleasure.</description><category>Arts &amp; 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