<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny children - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny children - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Creepy Kids - Children in Horror</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87560/Creepy-Kids-Children-in-Horror.html</link><description>Creepy kids in horror movies is the kind of thing that stays with your for your entire life, the image of their chilling faces haunting you throughout your time on this mortal coil. 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