<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny owns - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny owns - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Old Man Owns Young Guy at Boxing</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93887/Old-Man-Owns-Young-Guy-at-Boxing.html</link><description>Looks can be deceiving—because while this old guy might look like he&#039;s frail and past his prime, he&#039;s as dangerous as anyone in the ring. Kapow!</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93887/Old-Man-Owns-Young-Guy-at-Boxing.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93887.jpg</image><media:title>Old Man Owns Young Guy at Boxing</media:title><media:description>Looks can be deceiving—because while this old guy might look like he&#039;s frail and past his prime, he&#039;s as dangerous as anyone in the ring. Kapow!</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>Old,Man,Owns,Young,Guy,Boxing</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93887.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>81yr old Totally Owns at the Gym</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93875/81yr-old-Totally-Owns-at-the-Gym.html</link><description>If you thought that you were a bit of a hardass down the gym, then this 81 year old Ukrainian will put you to shame as he busts out a human flag, superman push ups and lots more.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93875/81yr-old-Totally-Owns-at-the-Gym.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93875.jpg</image><media:title>81yr old Totally Owns at the Gym</media:title><media:description>If you thought that you were a bit of a hardass down the gym, then this 81 year old Ukrainian will put you to shame as he busts out a human flag, superman push ups and lots more.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>81yr,old,Totally,Owns,the,Gym</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93875.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 30 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Drunk Girl Owns Herself</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92096/Drunk-Girl-Owns-Herself.html</link><description>Man this chick is so wasted, but she is also very hot, so it becomes a time-old conundrum about how you react to this? I would be sleazing it to the max at this point with her and then let her own herself.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92096/Drunk-Girl-Owns-Herself.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92096.jpg</image><media:title>Drunk Girl Owns Herself</media:title><media:description>Man this chick is so wasted, but she is also very hot, so it becomes a time-old conundrum about how you react to this? I would be sleazing it to the max at this point with her and then let her own herself.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Drunk,Girl,Owns,Herself</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92096.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 05 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Drunk Girl Owns Herself</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91291/Drunk-Girl-Owns-Herself.html</link><description>That&#039;s the problem with being drunk, as much as its a whole lotta lulz to act like you&#039;ve only got half a brain cell, you can also do really dumb things, like hit yourself in the face with your own phone--but when a hot girl&#039;s doing it, it&#039;s worth watching.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91291/Drunk-Girl-Owns-Herself.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91291.jpg</image><media:title>Drunk Girl Owns Herself</media:title><media:description>That&#039;s the problem with being drunk, as much as its a whole lotta lulz to act like you&#039;ve only got half a brain cell, you can also do really dumb things, like hit yourself in the face with your own phone--but when a hot girl&#039;s doing it, it&#039;s worth watching.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Drunk,Girl,Owns,Herself</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91291.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Tony Gwynn Jr. Owns Heckler</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90500/Tony-Gwynn-Jr-Owns-Heckler.html</link><description>Tony shows he has much more to him than just major league baseball - Hecklers deserve any shut down that is coming there way and this one came from a really high height. If this doesn&#039;t catch on then it&#039;s a real shame. Genius.</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90500/Tony-Gwynn-Jr-Owns-Heckler.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90500.jpg</image><media:title>Tony Gwynn Jr. Owns Heckler</media:title><media:description>Tony shows he has much more to him than just major league baseball - Hecklers deserve any shut down that is coming there way and this one came from a really high height. If this doesn&#039;t catch on then it&#039;s a real shame. Genius.</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>Tony,Gwynn,Owns,Heckler</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90500.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Reporter Owns Drunk Woman</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89942/Reporter-Owns-Drunk-Woman.html</link><description>Turns out there&#039;s a lot of drunk people walking the streets of New Orleans, so doing some reporting from the streets there can have it&#039;s problems. But the way this female reporter deals with it almost makes it worthwhile.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89942/Reporter-Owns-Drunk-Woman.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89942.jpg</image><media:title>Reporter Owns Drunk Woman</media:title><media:description>Turns out there&#039;s a lot of drunk people walking the streets of New Orleans, so doing some reporting from the streets there can have it&#039;s problems. But the way this female reporter deals with it almost makes it worthwhile.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Reporter,Owns,Drunk,Woman</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89942.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Reporter Owns Drunkard</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89915/Reporter-Owns-Drunkard.html</link><description>Wow! Normally you see reporters getting ripped apart by drunk people photobombing and trying to get on TV, but this cutie totally owns this drunk damsel in distress - STD&#039;s anyone?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89915/Reporter-Owns-Drunkard.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89915.jpg</image><media:title>Reporter Owns Drunkard</media:title><media:description>Wow! Normally you see reporters getting ripped apart by drunk people photobombing and trying to get on TV, but this cutie totally owns this drunk damsel in distress - STD&#039;s anyone?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Reporter,Owns,Drunkard</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89915.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Drunk Girl Owns Herself</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89868/Drunk-Girl-Owns-Herself.html</link><description>That&#039;s the problem with being drunk, as much as its a whole lotta lulz to act like you&#039;ve only got half a brain cell, you can also do really dumb things, like hit yourself in the face with your own phone--but when a hot girl&#039;s doing it it&#039;s worth watching</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89868/Drunk-Girl-Owns-Herself.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89868.jpg</image><media:title>Drunk Girl Owns Herself</media:title><media:description>That&#039;s the problem with being drunk, as much as its a whole lotta lulz to act like you&#039;ve only got half a brain cell, you can also do really dumb things, like hit yourself in the face with your own phone--but when a hot girl&#039;s doing it it&#039;s worth watching</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Drunk,Girl,Owns,Herself</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89868.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Pretty Girl Owns Herself</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87985/Pretty-Girl-Owns-Herself.html</link><description>On the one hand it&#039;s embarrassing that she falls over when she&#039;s trying to dance like a badass, on the other she was so on point that she pwnd herself, so that&#039;s something to take as a consolation prize.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87985/Pretty-Girl-Owns-Herself.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87985.jpg</image><media:title>Pretty Girl Owns Herself</media:title><media:description>On the one hand it&#039;s embarrassing that she falls over when she&#039;s trying to dance like a badass, on the other she was so on point that she pwnd herself, so that&#039;s something to take as a consolation prize.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Pretty,Girl,Owns,Herself</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87985.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Drunk Girl Owns Herself</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85843/Drunk-Girl-Owns-Herself.html</link><description>Man this chick is so wasted, but she is also very hot, so it becomes a time-old conundrum about how you react to this? I would be sleazing it to the max at this point with her and then let her own herself. But that&#039;s just me.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85843/Drunk-Girl-Owns-Herself.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85843.jpg</image><media:title>Drunk Girl Owns Herself</media:title><media:description>Man this chick is so wasted, but she is also very hot, so it becomes a time-old conundrum about how you react to this? I would be sleazing it to the max at this point with her and then let her own herself. 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I would be sleazing it to the max at this point with her and then let her own herself.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82211/Hawt-Drunk-Chick-Owns-Herself.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82211.jpg</image><media:title>Hawt Drunk Chick Owns Herself</media:title><media:description>Man this chick is so wasted, but she is also so hot, it&#039;s a time-old conundrum about how you react to this? I would be sleazing it to the max at this point with her and then let her own herself.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Hawt,Drunk,Chick,Owns,Herself</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82211.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Ball Owns Kid</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81029/Ball-Owns-Kid.html</link><description>Life is full of happy accidents and this is a perfect example of one of those times as this guy sets up a football firing range and then misses. The result? Well you can probably guess what fate has in store for this unfortunate fool.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81029/Ball-Owns-Kid.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81029.jpg</image><media:title>Ball Owns Kid</media:title><media:description>Life is full of happy accidents and this is a perfect example of one of those times as this guy sets up a football firing range and then misses. The result? 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Damn! I want to install one of those at home, and a stripper pole too</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74929/Jessica-Owns-The-Pole.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74929.jpg</image><media:title>Jessica Owns The Pole</media:title><media:description>Mega-Babe Jessica Klein knows her way around a stripper pole like she invented the thing, and needless to say it makes for very entertaining video clips. Damn! 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