<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny tweets - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny tweets - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Obama Reads Mean Tweets About Himself</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94402/Obama-Reads-Mean-Tweets-About-Himself.html</link><description>Jimmy Kimmel presents an all President Obama edition of his popular &quot;Mean Tweets&quot; segment. 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They&#039;re just better dressed than normal feelings. Just ask Jimmy Kimmel.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91545/Mean-Tweets-Music-Edition.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91545.jpg</image><media:title>Mean Tweets - Music Edition</media:title><media:description>Celebrities have feelings to, you know? They&#039;re just better dressed than normal feelings. 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