<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny vertical - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny vertical - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>138 Skydivers Break Vertical World Record</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88291/138-Skydivers-Break-Vertical-World-Record.html</link><description>Check these crazy mofos out -- falling at wild speeds of up to 220 mph, around 140 skydivers kick the ass out of the vertical skydiving world record as they flew heads-down in a massive snowflake formation in northern Illinois.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88291/138-Skydivers-Break-Vertical-World-Record.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88291.jpg</image><media:title>138 Skydivers Break Vertical World Record</media:title><media:description>Check these crazy mofos out -- falling at wild speeds of up to 220 mph, around 140 skydivers kick the ass out of the vertical skydiving world record as they flew heads-down in a massive snowflake formation in northern Illinois.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>138,Skydivers,Break,Vertical,World,Record</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88291.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Vertical Video Syndrome</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87554/Vertical-Video-Syndrome.html</link><description>There are far too many videos on the internet being made by people suffering from Vertical Video Syndrome. 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